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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
definitelynotathespian
mudbloodedslytherin

Me: *thinking about Christian memes* What if Jesus had come in 2017 instead of back during Roman times? Would He, instead of using parables, have spoken in memes?
Roommate: I hate you. You aren’t allowed to have any more thoughts about Jesus.
Me: It’s not like its heresy! It isn’t insulting!
Roommate: Yes, it is! Memes are inherently sin, a sign of the Devil’s influence on this fallen world!

earthly-chairs

Satan: turn these stones into bread

Jesus: bold of you to assume that man can live on bread alone

shacklesburst

a fig tree out of season: *no figs*

jesus: then perish

dinosaurrainbowstarfish

Ok but from a purely theological standpoint, based on the way Jesus communicated (he talked in ways that would be understandable to at least some extent by the general public, and had a lot of respect for children)…

Theologically speaking, Jesus would almost certainly have spoken in memes.

that-catholic-shinobi

“Whenever you crack open a cold one with the boys in my name, there I be in your midst”

anexperimentallife

As a former preacher-in-training (now atheist), I agree 100% that a modern Jesus would ABSOLUTELY have been a meme-Lord. And probably a multi-platform blogger.

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